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Crap Porn

Am I an expert in porn? Not by a long shot. I can’t name half of the porn chicks out there doing double anal on Zero Tolerance DVDs. But why do crappy looking porn sites piss me off so much? Is it because I still remember back in the days when I got burned? Or maybe it was those endless loops of pop-ups that always ended by me pulling the plug on my computer.

I admit I’m used to watching the lame Playboy TV shows and European chicks on Private videos. That’s what I dig the most. Videos that is filled to the rim with eye popping Eurochicks slurping french chocolate while she adjusts her oh-so 80’s pair of shades.

The death knell of console porn…I pray for the day when all the cheese starved rats that call themselves adult webmasters (a.k.a. lying scumbags) go fucking broke and shuts down their anachronistic paysites. A few hours ago I came across a bunch of pics I downloaded off a porn newsgroup 8 years ago…and guess fuckin’ what? Those are the same photos I use to make sales with nowadays. Hannah Harper posing for Hustler…back then I didn’t even know who she was.

I stare hard in a mirror and ask myself, “do I REALLY care if some horny idiot signs up to a pornsite named Smuck’s Amateurs or whatever and it dawns on him he paid 40 bucks to look at a bunch of blurry ass jpegs?”

Maybe I’m just pampering my own guilt about spending time peddling porn on the net when I could be out helping starved kids in Bali or something. I could tell myself, I’m building a website that kicks CNN.com’s ass plus it makes a load of money every day AND I’m doing all these surfers a favor.

Yeahh right…

Every guy I listen to on webcam confirms my belief that most guys who sign up to paysites aren’t newbies. Like these guys in Brooke Skye’s chat. They talk about Brooke doing something for FHM, or seeing her do boy girl in In the VIP. Some guys even hang in her friend Kat’s chat. If anyone’s dumb and out of the loop, it’s probably me and a whole buncha other pornographers who never bother to spend any time inside a paysite ’cause we’re too busy concocting the next few lines of bull to use to make more dough.

No, I’m not really trying to help surfers. I’m a selfish bastard by nature. And I could use more cash, but right now, I’m more interested in what happens. Like what the fuck Google is going to do next to my site. Or how far can I push an idea…when does it break? I guess it’s kinda like an obsession gone haywire to the point where nothing matters except realizing that one idea.

It’s like building a paper airplane and seeing if it got wings.

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