Crap Porn

March 28th, 2006


Sexy Roxanne

October 28th, 2005

First time I seen this women was in a Playboy DVD Gen X Girls; she had a hot softcore lesbian scene with Nikita. Today I run across her photos in MILF Hunter and she basically made my day, if you know what I’m sayin’. Check out a slideshow of Roxanne in MILF Hunter by clicking here or just click on the thumbnail. Enjoy =)

MILF Roxanne from MILF Hunter

P.S. If you want to know more about what’s inside MILF Hunter, check out my recent review of MILF Hunter at

Sweet Kacey Review

October 26th, 2005

If you’re a fan of Kacey, then you can see some exclusive stuff of her as a bonus site to Naughty at Home.

Photo of Sweet Kacey in Desirae Spencer's home

See more pictures of Kacey and read some details about the site plus a full review.

Sapphic Erotica Gallery

October 25th, 2005

Hey guys,

I don’t build too many galleries, but here’s one I built today for Sapphic Erotica, a teen lesbian site that I’m really digging this month. Click on the thumb to check it out.

Lesbian teens Helene and Kari from Sapphic Erotica

Naughty At Home Review

October 24th, 2005

Desirae just did a little remodeling of her member area and I must say it’s looking rather good. I checked out her live show with audio and it was way better than I imagined…anyway, if you want to read more about her site plus see some photos, check out my Naughty At Home Review I published a few days ago.

FarCry Frame Rate

October 21st, 2005

So the other day I finally bought Farcry for the PC plus 512 MB of additional ram. I got an 3200+ AMD Athlon 64, 1 GIG of RAM and NVidia GeForce FX5200 XT with 128 MB DDR.

But the sucker still doesn’t run smoothly in some indoor areas unless I drop settings to medium/low! Do I really have to dump another 200-300 bucks on a 256 MB video card??

I know, I should buy an Xbox instead, rent games then copy em for a buck. I guess I’m just stubborn.

Snatches Review

October 21st, 2005

I just finished writing another paysite review, this time for by Mayors Money. The site got a 50 score but my written review was overall up-beat. Here’s an excerpt:

What sets apart from other fishes in the sea is their jaw-droppingly high quality videos. The Ultra HD downloads are encoded at 1280×720, 4000kbps with vivid colors and generally impeccable framerate. If you always wanted to see extreme close-ups of pussy full screen in crystal clear high definition, then this site will not dissappoint.

Check out the full review of Snatches at

VideoBox Encoding

October 5th, 2005

Last month, I contacted David from VideoBox about improving their video encoding process. I bitched about their 23.9 FPS and guess what? Today I get an email back from him letting me know they’re thinking of improving their video quality — cool, so there’s still some hope left in this terrorist-driven world.

Speaking of terrorists, I think they need to spend more time surfing porn like us…AND speaking of porn, here’s Multi Site Movie Galleries from Dee Cash. Check out this UK blonde squirting in one of the movies.


October 4th, 2005

I spent the past weekend playing Sid Meir’s Civ III. It’s a turn-based 2-D strategy game where you build up a nation, build an empire and take over the world. The graphics isn’t great but man, it’s more addictive than porn or AAO. I’m sitting here reading webmaster forums and checking emails, but all I can think of is playing more Civ! Good thing I see some revenue coming in while I mess around with games, otherwise I’d be beating myself over the head right now, lol.

Anyway, here’s the gallery I came across today that was kinda titilating: Tori Lane in Spunk Mouth

Flappin’ My Mouth

September 28th, 2005

So a few hours ago, I got an email response from Desirae Spencer at Naughty at Home giving me an ok to check out her site for me to write a review on it at my new review site, I spent a few hours looking at her pics, which were actually way hotter than her gallery pics. I also got stuck in the bonus video section. Surprisingly, the Mature Women and Younger Women video feed there looked way better than the video I downloaded from VideoBox, go figure. There was also some twisted video about two very young looking teens (almost too young) fighting over a remote control, ending up pissing on the living room floor and then licking each other’s pussies clean.

Anyway, after all that, I found myself reading Desirae’s diaries. She talked about posting new vids in her members area, her run in with a male porn star who completely thought Desirae was one of those sexually conservative type girls, etc. It all kinda reminded me of Christi Lake’s diaries which were nice and long (too bad Christi’s out of the porn biz now, I really digged her site.)

Well, suddenly I get to thinking about this blog of mine, and how it’s been sitting here for a few months gathering dust, and thought. Hey! fuck keeping up a blog just to post links to pictures. Sure, I’ll end up typing a bunch of crap that you won’t care reading about, but I’m going to post stuff that rolls off the top of my head. I’m gonna talk about all the stuff I’m thinking about while I dabble in this porn business, all my opinions that I don’t bother telling other webmasters. Ok, I’m not going to pretend like I know much about the biz, but at least I’ll be writing what I really think, instead of a bunch of bullshit just to stick in a link somewhere in my blog.

So, any time I get a mental block or if there’s nothing interesting to post on the forums, I’ll come over here and rant. Lucky you :D

Virtual Lap Dance of the Week

May 17th, 2005

For those of you who visit my virtual lap dance preview pages and like my videos, let me tell you the videos inside will leave those teasers in the dust! The first time I saw their videos full screen, I was completely blown away! The experience was as close as I can come to enjoying a live lap dance performance from my favorite stars without spending money at a strip club. All I gotta say is, “Try it once!”

Lorna Morgan at

Image Courtesy of Danni’s Hard Drive

In case you missed it, click here for this week’s virtual lap dance video feature from Danni’s Hard Drive starring Mary Carey at my other site,

Mikala from Simon Scans

May 17th, 2005

I got a thing for fresh faces, youthful spunk and positive attitude — all embodied in the girls from Here’s Mikala, from one of their recent galleries.

“Mikala is a nice, friendly lass. She is from Prague. Now while we are on the subject of tits…what do you mean we aren’t talking about tits? Surely that is the most heinous of crimes. Anyway, when it comes to a great pair, we are sure you’ll agree that shape is as important as size. No good having whooping great big honkeramas if they have more cow than WOW factor. Mikala’s are medium sized but the amazing shape definitely gives them the FUCKING HELL! factor.
Measurements: 34-D-24-35 Age: 21″ — quoted from the photo gallery page.

Mikala from Simonscans

Image Courtesy of Simonscans

Click here to see more of Mikala from Simon Scans.

99BB Review

May 17th, 2005

99BB is a video download site that offers Japanese DVD rips. It’s a very niche specific site, catering to people who not only enjoy high quality video downloads (1500kb/s at 740×570) but who also enjoy Japanese AV porn videos. You’ll find an assortment of niches here, including “normal”, “99BB Exclusive”, “AV Idol”, “Lesbian”, “Gang Bang”, “Gay”, “Shemale”, “Anal”, “Outdoor”, “Fetish”, “School Girls”, “Mature”, “Costume Play”, “SM”, “Extreme”, “Bizarre”, “Amateur”, “Molester”, “Pick-ups”, “Voyeur”, and a sizable collection of “Hentai” anime videos. Their popular AV stars include Aika Miura, Ai Nagase, Saori Kyouno, Mariko Kawana, Anna Miyashita, Hiyori Shiraishi, Nao Oikawa, and Maria Hirai, to name just a few.

99BB recently started removing DRM protection from their videos, and also dropped their price from$35 a month to 19.99 EU (or about $25 USD) per month. As they continue to remove the DRMs from their videos, they warned that DRM protection will remain on a few of their videos. I’ll have to email them and see if they can at least make those a permanent DRM license, so you’re able to watch the videos even after you’re no longer a member of 99BB.

Also, if you’re used to seeing censored Japanese adult videos, you’ll be pleased with the virtually uncensored collection of videos. It was actually my first time seeing uncensored videos of Japanese girls’ lips sucking cocks and their pussies spread open in plain view. There may be a few censored videos (although I haven’t come across them yet), and you’ll also bump into several older lower quality videos in Real Media format. Make sure you have a few DVD blanks handy, because most of the video I downloaded were between 300 ~ 900 MB and I quickly ran out of hard drive space. Finally, be warned that some material pushes the envelope in BDSM, humiliation, and the bizarre. If you don’t enjoy extreme porn, you may find some of the videos offensive. If you enjoy that niche, then 99BB will keep you satisifed.

They have plenty of highest-quality downloadable video samples available in their tour (I counted about 5 video samples) which they update weekly, so if you want to know more about the site or check out what kind of videos you’ll be getting access to, check out 99bb’s free tour.


May 17th, 2005

Today, I decided to make this blog easier on the eyes. So if you notice that the page keeps changing around on you, that’s me playing with the CSS file :) The redesign is still in progress, you’ll know when I’m done fixing the page, lol.

Also, I’ll post more recent photos from one of my favorite sites, (aka Simon Scans), as well as maybe a few photos from another hot site, Abby Winters, so stay tuned.

Update: I applied a template to the page after struggling with the CSS by hand and now the page looks slightly better, lol. It still looks like I just installed Wordpress so I’ll keep working on it. I also added a few new categories to make my posts easier to find.

Rant about Adult Webmasters

April 17th, 2005

Here’s my rant of the day. Most adult webmasters I know seem to have this “if it makes money, do it” mentality. One guy I respected said this: “surfers are your prey.” Now, shit like that bothers me. People who sign up to pay sites I promote I consider my customers. I provide a service by guiding them to a site I think they’ll like, and then I get a little commission out of it. It’s an even give and take. But these other adult webmasters seem to be a different breed. They pretend to be telling you the truth and helping you out, when in reality they’re trying to pull a fast one on you and milking you for all you’re worth.

In this business, some will do whatever it takes to make money off surfers. They don’t care if they put up a “Click here for hot pussy” text on their site that leads to the crappiest porn site on the web with sextracker on the tour, “free email” scams, “free trials” that fools you into signing up to a site that’ll charge you 50 bucks on your visa card 2 days later. First they tell me, “Who are you to say which site is crap and which site is good?” Well if the site has tiny 20×30 pics all ripped off from a newsgroup I’ve seen 1000000 times before, that’s crap to me. And if a surfer new to online porn doesn’t think that, then it’s MY JOB to tell them to STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM CRAP ASS SITES so they don’t get scammed.

I’m only a year into this business, and I learned a few tricks of my own from these other webmasters. But you know what? I’m gonna throw them out the window because 50% of what they taught me is “how to scam the surfer.” It makes me sad.

My next project in the works is a review site and porn surfers’ forum. The review site won’t recommend any sites, but will rate them according to a demanding set of criterias. It will definitely be more than the other review sites out there, some of them are more like extended banner ads trying to trick surfers into signing up to lame pay sites. The forum will have tips for newbies so they can avoid some obvious online porn scams that tricks surfers into signing up to a pay site with a ridiculous price tag. Hopefully, it’ll also have a collection of actual horror stories for people to read and avoid.

Happy surfing, and be careful out there. (Careful when surfing my older sites too. Just keep your pop-up blocker activated.)

Star Biography, Stats Site

April 6th, 2005

If you like porn stars, softcore glamour babes, gorgeous naked models, then you might want to check out a few of these links. Asia Carrera / Avy Scott / Briana Banks / Brittney Skye / Devon / Aimee Sweet / Aria Giovanni
The pages are compilation of biographies, stats, and gallery links. I’ll be adding alot more stars in the coming few days. Some of the links are the same as on my other sites, but you can find several links that are unique to this site (so far).

ATK Natural & Hairy Babes

March 16th, 2005

I just can’t get my fill of these hot teenage bodies! Especially European cuties that don’t seem as jaded as some chicks California porn valley seems to crank out, although I must say some of those girls are real hot too. Enough whining :) Anyway, ATK Natural and Hairy Maria is my little tribute to all the blossoming teens out there.

Virtual Lap Dancing Video Previews

March 15th, 2005

Brooke Bradford pulling down her dress.
(Vid capture of Brooke Bradford pulling down her dress. Yawza!)

This week I’ve been working on a few pages dedicated to the lap dancing girls over at Danni’s Hard Drive, or Hotbox as they call it. It’s not finished, but it’s done enough and I think I put up about 20-30 video clips there that I like (and some I don’t like that much but what the hell right?). So if you wanna see some lap dancing babes you can cruise over to Virtual Lap Dance Video Preview Archive.

Here’s the link of the day from the archive: Aimee Sweet Virtual Lap Dance Video Preview

Getting Some Love

March 12th, 2005

Well, call me lazy. I made a small page devoted to Flavia from Simonscans at Flavia Simonscans It has three pics only but unlike those shoddy thumbnails and pics at TGPs or other LLs, these are full size pics! I hope you like the page. I also added some links on the bottom for more stuff so feel free to check those out.

New Housewife Review

March 9th, 2005

I’ve been learning Dreamweaver and learning how to make sites a little faster, so you porn surfers can see more porn sooner :) That reminds me to make this site look a little prettier.. but that I’ll save for another day). Anyway, I wrote up a quick review of an amateur housewife “solo” site run by this long-legged blonde hottie named Desirae. You can find my review of the site at Naught at Home Review Oh yeah, I also put up another video clip, one of my favorites actually. Check out this small page dedicated to this babe I still have a candle lit for .. at Penny Flame Virtual Lapdance Video Preview. I have a few other new pages up, but I’ll save them for later :) Happy surfing!